The Form
Signature curve. Sculpted texture.
Terracotta
OFFHOURS / COLLECTION 01
Intimacy,
considered.
Sculpted forms, tactile finishes and warm metallic details.
Discover the Offhours private collection.
THE FORM — TERRACOTTACONCEPT 01
01 / THE COLLECTION
The first collection.
Terracotta. Ivory. Moss.
A private collection, imagined.
£2,000,000
The Curve
An elongated curve in warm ivory.
Sandstone
The Column
A balanced silhouette in deep moss.
Moss
Fictional private-edition prices. No products, donor materials or services are for sale.
THE FICTIONAL CAST
Distinct lives.
Individual stories.
Original characters created for this presentation.
No real donors or genetic data.
Adrian Vale
32THE ENDURANCE ATHLETE
A fictional distance runner with a love of the outdoors, discipline and long-term challenges.
FICTIONAL CHARACTER · AI PORTRAIT
Julian Cross
36THE PERFORMER
A fictional stage and screen actor drawn to storytelling, travel and the craft of performance.
FICTIONAL CHARACTER · AI PORTRAIT
Elias North
34THE MUSICIAN
A fictional concert pianist with an interest in composition, languages and contemporary art.
FICTIONAL CHARACTER · AI PORTRAITThese biographies describe invented careers and interests. They make no claims about sperm quality, fertility, inherited traits or a future child’s abilities.
02 / OUR PERSPECTIVE
Every detail.
Considered.
Premium materials. Comfort and pleasure at the heart of the design.
01
Premium material direction
Envisioned in high-quality, soft-touch silicone, with a satin finish and softly sculpted ridges. Material and comfort specifications are design intentions.
02
A discreet cartridge concept
An imagined sealed donor-sperm cartridge, removable base module, discreet release control and small tip outlet. A fictional product concept, with no biological materials or working fertility function.
03
Personal possibilities
A speculative conversation about future family-building, inclusive of lesbian couples and solo parents.
THE CONCEPT, CLEARLY.
Fictional brand and product renders. No real donors, celebrity affiliations or fertility services. Materials and performance have not been tested; no genetic outcomes are promised.
03 / THE NEXT CHAPTER
A little ambition.
A speculative pitch for a brand
with a different point of view.
FICTIONAL PITCH METRIC
$15M↗
Raised to date
Seed · Round 03DEMO FIGURE
Seed · Round 03DEMO FIGURE
ILLUSTRATIVE COLLABORATION
Offhours×Sperm Racing
Different worlds.
A shared sense of possibility.
A shared sense of possibility.
Hypothetical concept only.
No partnership or affiliation.
Funding and collaboration content is fictional. No customer numbers or market-growth claims are being made.