The Form
Signature curve. Sculpted texture.
Terracotta
OFFHOURS / COLLECTION 01
Donor sperm.
Reimagined.
A luxury donor-sperm concept, pairing celebrity culture with cartridge-fed dildos. Athletes. Performers. Private collections from £2 million.
THE FORM — TERRACOTTACONCEPT 01
01 / THE COLLECTION
The first collection.
The design. The donor. The story.
Swipe right to explore the sperm profile.
£2,000,000
The Curve
An elongated curve in warm ivory.
Sandstone
The Column
A balanced silhouette in deep moss.
Moss
Concept pricing. No products, donor materials or services are for sale.
THE OFFHOURS CAST
Distinct lives.
Individual stories.
Meet the faces of Offhours.
Original characters. Individual perspectives.
Adrian Vale
32THE ENDURANCE ATHLETE
A distance runner with a love of the outdoors, discipline and long-term challenges.
OFFHOURS CAST · AI PORTRAIT
Julian Cross
36THE PERFORMER
A stage and screen actor drawn to storytelling, travel and the craft of performance.
OFFHOURS CAST · AI PORTRAIT
Elias North
34THE MUSICIAN
A concert pianist with an interest in composition, languages and contemporary art.
OFFHOURS CAST · AI PORTRAITThe cast and biographies are original creations. No donor testing, fertility data or genetic predictions.
02 / OUR PERSPECTIVE
Every detail.
Considered.
Premium materials. Comfort and pleasure at the heart of the design.
01
Premium material direction
Envisioned in high-quality, soft-touch silicone, with a satin finish and softly sculpted ridges. Material and comfort specifications are design intentions.
02
A discreet cartridge concept
An imagined sealed donor-sperm cartridge, removable base module, discreet release control and small tip outlet. A design study with no biological materials or working fertility function.
03
Personal possibilities
A speculative conversation about future family-building, inclusive of lesbian couples and solo parents.
THE CONCEPT, CLEARLY.
A parody of luxury and celebrity culture. No real donors, celebrity affiliations or fertility services. Materials and performance have not been tested; no genetic outcomes are promised.
03 / THE NEXT CHAPTER
A little ambition.
A speculative pitch for a brand
with a different point of view.
THE PARODY PITCH
$15M↗
Raised to date
Seed · Round 03DEMO FIGURE
Seed · Round 03DEMO FIGURE
ILLUSTRATIVE COLLABORATION
Offhours×Sperm Racing
Different worlds.
A shared sense of possibility.
A shared sense of possibility.
Hypothetical concept only.
No partnership or affiliation.
Funding figures and collaboration are part of the parody. No actual funding or affiliation is claimed.